GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And